Eh, why not? Welcome to my head....
1. I'm over the moon that my new sewing machine will sew on a button.
2. I'm worried that the sewing machine is significantly smarter than me...
3. And that it might turn on me someday.
4. Although I really like to cook and eat...
5. I really hate cleaning up the kitchen..
6. ...and leftovers.
7. I don't like it when people sign e-mails with "Regards, "
8. It makes me think they don't like me at all.
9. Surely there's another option.
10. I'm hoping that Space Bags have been significantly improved in the last 7 years.
11. Last time I tried to use them, they all sprung leaks... and re-inflated themselves....
12. And exploded out of the closet on my head.
12 1/2. I don't like things falling on my head.
Hope nothing falls on your head today!
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Okay, I'm officially a fan!
I sign my emails, "HUgZ"...is that okay?
I know my machine is smarter than me. It has 50 or so stitches and I think I've only used 3 in the 10 years I've owned it.
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